Manual vs Auto, which is gayer?

Purists are blind. They cannot accept change. New Porsches have automatics and are FASTER. AMG was way ahead of the curve and never offered a manual transmission to the common scum because they suck. Here's a list of reasons why automatic is better than manual:

Your right hand is constantly grasping a giant rod. That's pretty gay. I have a big wiener (36 inches), but that doesn't mean I want to be holding one while I'm driving.

Driving an automatic allows you to sip a glass of Louis XIII while driving past poor people.

Most dual clutch transmissions can shift through 100000000+ gears while you try to explain to me how it's humanly possible to shift gears in 100ms with a manual (because you CAN'T)

Using a manual means you have to do extra work for no reason.... much like what a poor person does every day at work.